The Rednecks That Live Next Store

OMG!  I have new neighbors…… I think they are going to turn out to be the neighbors from Hell… 

  

Remember the movie    A Christmas Story?    And the neighbors… The Bumpasse’s with all their hounds running around making noise and getting into everything…My new neighbors are just like the Bumpass’es….only replace the hounds with kids…

The  Bumpasse’s moved into the neighbor hood the beginning of the summer, while I was vacationing in Europe…I was depressed as it was having to end such a great time…but then to come home and discover what has moved in next store…well….all I could do was..let out a big sigh!

  My daughter and her husbands bedroom is on the side of the house that faces the Bumpasse’s house.   My bedroom  (thank god) is on the other side of the house so I haven’t had to listen to them all night long while trying to sleep…

So…let me tell you a few of things that the Bumpasse’s have been up too.

The first weekend they move in I come home to find the Bumpass daughters on my front lawn selling lemonade…while at first I thought it was kinda cute,  it brought back memories of my kids selling kool-aid in the front yard…one big difference though…my kids didn’t scream at the top of their lungs….LEMON-ADE!!!     wait…scream… is putting it nicely….shrieking at the top of their lungs is more like it….like the sound of fingernails scratching on a chalkboard shrieking…. the youngest Bumpass daughter was running around on my front lawn…Shreiking   LEMONADE !  they yelled LEMONADE  at every person walking by…or any car driving by…. 

 And let me till you….Bumpass Fest went on for hours….

Then finally it was quiet once again..I went out to check my front yard…. they had packed up most of the lemonade stand….but they left their chairs in my front yard…I thought that was kind of odd till I took a look at their front yard…..It was full of furniture…couches…chairs…tables and tons of boxes…so my guess … they didn’t even miss what they had left behind.

Their yard still looked like that the next day…and they still hadn’t picked up what they left in my front yard…so the chairs were tossed  into the pile of stuff on their front yard..

My daughter has told me stories about how the Wife/Mother screams all night long at the husband…she even wakes up the kids at 2 in the morning screaming and telling them what a horrible father they have…the funny thing is…you never hear a word from the Husband/Father.??

This family never talks to each other…they scream every word!

Last night the daughters were digging in my trash…and pulled out a bunch of card board boxes that I had neatly put in piles to be re -cycled…the mother yelled at them to put them back…they did…but now the boxes were all over the street…I had to once again go stack the boxes in neat piles..

 Now… I know what you must be thinking….why is she being so annal about a few boxes….it wasn’t just a few boxes…it was about 20 boxes of all sizes…some of them big enough to put a washing machine or wide screen t.v in…so I was a little pissed off when I had to clean up the boxes….So….not only are they noisy neighbors they are trash pickers too!

So whats your guess…The neighbors from hell?… noisy Rednecks?..White Trash?….I think I will just refer to them as the Bumpasse’s….it seems to be a perfect descript

I believe in seeing the bright side of everything….so the good news is….I will have more to blog about?

P.S.  all is quiet on the Bumpass front today…..the Bumpasse’s have a boat. and I don’t see it in the driveway today…so that means they are wreaking havoc on a lake somewhere and terrorizing someone else today!        *Evil laugh*  tee hehe

XOXO

About Queen mum

Ruler of this blog

Comments

  1. Ahh the bumpass hounds- you deserve a MAJOR AWARD!

  2. I think our neighbors are related. Mine had their relatives living in a 1970 junk motorhome for 6 weeks in the FRONT yard! We have 1/2 acre lots. It could go in the back. After the relatives left, they decided to buy a boat. Which is puzzling. The wife push mows the yard because they supposedly can’t afford a riding lawn mower. It’s not just a regular boat, it’s a speed boat. Real practical when you have 5 kids. And the kids spend all day screaming at the top of their lungs. It’s not a scream it’s a shrill that gets on your nerves. The neighbors on the other side of them told me that they think the husband has multiple wives. I told him I didn’t care how many he has, I just wanted one of them to shut the kids up. Last week, school started. Yay! It’s been a little quieter :) And to think they’ve only been our neighbors since Memorial Day weekend.

  3. I giggled my way through this because 1. I do consider myself Redneck and what you are describing sounds more like WT (white trash) to me and 2. OMG I admire your restraint. I would not have been able to stop myself from yelling at least once in all this!

  4. Frag…eee…lay…..too funny! Katherine…Thanks….

  5. one word UGH…oh maybe one more word…Frag..eee lay… giggle Big Hugs and hang in there.

Trackbacks

  1. […] how much warmer the house stays, and less outside noise to hear…so…take that you noisy bumpasse’s…..tee hee […]

Speak Your Mind