Such a dork!

I took a trip today to my local eye doctor for my yearly eye exam.  I’m happy to report that my distance vision is better, but my close up vision is getting worse *pout*   Maybe that explains the reason I made a fool of myself today.  

I have had the same pair of black sunglasses for years now, just changing the lens when they have become scratched and are to the point they drive me crazy.

So I decide to splurge on myself and buy a new pair of sunglasses.    I tried on all the latest sunglasses that Coach, Juicy, Kate Spade, Guess and Gucci, had to offer.  I was having a giddy girly time trying on sunglasses and had about 10 different pair of cute glasses lined up as potential new eye wear.  Then the painful process of elimination began,  not so painful for me, but for the poor technician trying to help me decide.  It’s hard to pick out new sunglasses on your own, it’s always best if someone who knows you is there to tell you what looks good on you, but darn!  that wasn’t going to happen today.  The technician was very sweet and oh so patient with me as I slowly filtered out most of the sunglasses.  I had it down to 3 pairs and even the tech girl had a hard time deciding which pair was her favorite, she said  they all looked amazing on me.  Since I couldn’t decide which glasses to buy I thought I would let the price be the ruling factor.  When I started checking out the prices I discovered that one pair didn’t have a price, so I brought that pair over to the tech girl who was now sitting down behind her computer, most likely exhausted from helping me.   She looked at the glasses and said, Hum!  where did you find these glasses?  I didn’t have the slightest idea which shelf I removed them from, since I just about tried on every pair of black sunglasses in the place!   Then I hear her say     ” OMG!  Someone must have left their sunglasses here by mistake, because we don’t sell these sunglasses”   Wow!    just my luck I find a pair of sunglasses I love and I can’t even purchase them because,  first of all the eye doctor doesn’t sell them and second they belong to someone else!  Darn,  now I have to go back and figure out what pair I should buy from the remaining two pair.

I take a deep breath and begin the process all over again, when all of a sudden I hear  the tech girl say,   Hey!  aren’t these your sunglasses?  I then looked inside my purse and to my shock and dis-belief, (and do I even have to say embarrassment)    Yep  they’re my sunglasses!   What a dork!  Only I could have done something so stupid!!   I thought if I dyed my hair a darker shade of blond I would quit having blond moments like this, but I guess I was wrong  ♥♥♥